If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.Ģ0.
Don’t make me laugh, I’m trying to be mad at you.ġ9. I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.ġ8. Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.ġ7. If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.ġ6. My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.ġ4. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.ġ2. Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.ġ1. Papercut: A tree’s final moment of revenge.ġ0. My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.ħ. My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.Ħ. If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.ĥ. If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?Ĥ. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.ģ. Never let your best friends get lonely, keep disturbing them.Ģ. You can write them down and use them whenever you’re attending a social event or if you simply just want to make yourself laugh. Since not all of us are blessed with the ability to throw a joke the right way, we thought of helping you out by giving you these ridiculously short funny quotes.
This is because, in order to be funny, there are certain details that need to be perfectly delivered. People who enjoy making other people laugh are also known to be more detail oriented. How can you not like someone who can make you laugh?.
You definitely don’t want to kill the vibe by throwing a bad joke out there!Ī person with a great sense of humor is also more likable. One thing you need to remember though if you are going to be funny, then make sure you’re actually funny. It is, therefore, safe to say that, sense of humor can help you become successful in whatever you choose to do in life. It can get you out of a tight corner and people who lack a sense of humor cannot do. Thanks Reddit for all the suggestions so far.Did you know that having a good sense of humor is very important when it comes to social interaction? A perfectly executed joke, said at a right time and at a right place, can change an awkward situation into a comfortable one. Keep the ideas flying out and i will announce the winner in the next few edits. Low quality, wired (with roller ball) computer mouse.įleshlight smelling of burnt rubber and seed.Įxpensive, hard to maintain, tropical salt water fish with no tank or food. Life size cardboard cut out of myself with an autographed black and white potrait. Photo of random drunk old stranger in nice frame. I'll list the best ones so far, also dont forget the winner will also recieve the gift and i will post reaction pics from my friend when she opens it. Ok so some amazing suggestions so far, currently debating on a winner with a friend. Thanks for the awesome ideas so far, will let you know who wins in tomorrows edit. Haha didnt expect to get this many replies so i have now decided i will select the most stupid gift and send my friend and the winner the selected present. Me and a friend have an annual 'who can get the most stupid present' event and this year i am turning to you. >!insert spoiler here!< Other subreddits you might like: some
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